Another Holiday Special, this time with axeman master Jeff Waters of Canada's Annihilator. Let's see what Mr. Waters had to answer to all our absurd, ridiculous Xmas questions…

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone before answering these questions?…

My friend Tim.

Are you a good cook?

Pretty good but not chef Jeff.

If you had us over for lunch, what would you cook for us?

Steak, potatoes, corn on the cob and salad!

If you weren’t a musician, what do you think you’d be?

Computer software programmer or teacher or working in psychiatry.

Do you like extreme sports? If so, is there an extreme sport you like doing in your spare time and what is that?

Not really.

Do you like ordinary sports? If so, what’s your favorite team (if any)?

A bit. Hockey. Ottawa senators. Racing. Winston cup nascar stuff.

Your top-3 favorite movies of all time are?

Godfather

Black Xmas

Exorcist

What do you have in your pockets right now?

Nothing. In my bath robe.

Have you ever been to a beach full of nudists? What was it like and were you one of them?

Yes. Vancouver, Canada. Yes and I don’t remember. I was drunk and so were the strippers with me!

Band/Artist you’d love to be trapped with inside an elevator.

Kylie Minogue.

If aliens ever abducted you, what song would you play for them?

Angel Of Death! That would kill them!

What’s under your bed?

Dust.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend turns out to be gay. Your reaction would be?

As long as she shares.

A Metal/Rock album that everybody loves but you hate.

I try not to hate.

Do you have any phobia? And what is that?

I guess sleeping on a tour bus can be a bit scary for some people. It just takes one bad bus driver or one who makes one mistake or one bad driver on the road and boom, you are dead! But I guess that is just the same as driving in a car…

The most ridiculous thing you have ever done because you were drunk.

Urinated on a catering deli tray with Dimebag Darrell (Priest tour 1991) and then hours later, came back on tour bus and accidentally ate it! The catering girls found out what we had done and put the deli tray onto our bus as a snack for the ride to the next show! Dimemag and I ate each other’s pee!!! YUCH!

Have you ever done anything that made you feel terribly guilty afterwards?

Many things.

When was the last time you got pissed off at a friend of yours and why was that?

Recently; my good friend always makes plans with me to do something and never shows up! Hehe!

Have you ever been in jail? What for?

Never.

If they would offer you a role in an all-star celebrity reality show, would you accept? Who would the top 3 of celebrities be that you would like to have along with you? And who would be the top 3 celebrities that you would ABSOLUTELY NOT want in it?

Kylie minogue
Angelina Jolie
Eddie Van Halen

Not with: Don’t know.

Your wish for 2006…

Health, happiness and heavy metal; except not to those crooked and dishonest people in the music business. They can rot in hell! Love and peace, though!!.