Latest updates:

We hope you enjoy your visit here. Please join or login if you have joined before.

MT @ Facebook

Not logged in

Users online

44 guests

Welcome to our newest member, willtravers

Uncoffined - Ritual Death And Funeral Rites

Ritual Death And Funeral Rites
by Dead Skin Matt at 12 November 2013, 12:49 AM

The art of Doom Metal often gets overlooked within the Metal community, and it is because of bands like this. For every Doom masterpiece (“Life’s Trade” by SAMOTHRACE for example) there are 10 more releases that sound exactly like UNCOFFINED. Lazy, trite, boring, uninspired, slow motion sound.  It takes more than just slowly playing 4 power chords kids.  if you think Doom is supposed to be completely devoid of any high end, any dynamics, any emotion….. Get out of the business and stop thinning the gene pool.

Every song starts off with a sound clip from the same old horror movie. Yawn. Want to use samples?  Cool!  Put some thought into it.  Have the samples mean something. Don't just throw samples in to be creative for you. UNCOFFINED doesn't do anything offensive, but that might be the problem. It is so utterly forgettable.

I will never listen to this again.  As soon as I am done typing this paragraph I won’t be returning to this one for sure. Not even scary costumes like what PORTAL wear can save this release.  Go back in the coffin.

1 Star Rating

1. Twisted Shape of Creeping Terror
2. Night of the Witch Childe
3. Ritual Death and Funeral Rites
4. Blasphemous Execration of Holy Ground
5. The Devil and the Old Cursed Tree
6. Frustrations
K Shevil - Drums
G. Hall - Guitar
Gory Sugden - Bass
Jonny Rot - Guitars, Vocals
Record Label: Memento Mori


You do not have permission to rate

Metal Temple © 2000-2014
Yiannis Mitsakos

Designed, Implemented and Hosted by PC Green